A Tribute to Great Dads...and Grandads/Grandpas and Great Grandpaws!
Thanks for all you do!!!!!!!!!
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"Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity. Think about your father: He doesn't know where anything is. You ask him to do something, he messes it up and your mother sends you: "Go down and see what your father's doing before he blows up the house." He's a genius at work because he doesn't want to do it, and he knows someone will be coming soon to stop him."
-- Bill Cosby
Do fathers always snore?
No - only when they are asleep!
Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water
please?"
"But I've given you 10 glasses of water already!"
"Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say
10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for
directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned
car dates. Won't that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude
... I like that.
7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for
you, son?
5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to
consider throwing a party.
4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey
thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a
mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now
quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.
For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile 'cause I love you
On this Father's Day.
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